Sunday, March 27, 2016
shelled
/SHelled/
verb
present tense: shell
1. bombard with shells. "Brian was shelled today"
7-game set. 6-1 and Italians continue their overwhelming dominance of the court.
shelled
/SHelled/
verb
present tense: shell
1. bombard with shells. "Brian was shelled today"
7-game set. 6-1 and Italians continue their overwhelming dominance of the court.
Sunday, March 6, 2016
Another clean sweep by Cardiac Cowboy in a three game series. Incredibly strong preseason showing for the Italian powerhouse who is shaping up to be the heavy favorite to take the 2016 title.
First set was neck-to-neck with a final score of 21-17. Solid play from both sides with Cardiac Cowboy ultimately getting the job done. Second set marked a terrible performance by the pseudo-German with absolute rout at 21-1. In fact, it's debatable as to whether Zigeunerschnitzel even finished or just threw in the proverbial towel. (Sources say Karen was quietly sobbing as she watched her dejected husband try and collect the remnants of his tattered dignity.) By all accounts, a difficult match to witness.
Naively optimistic, zie German immediately challenges the clearly dominant Italian to a third game. Apparently, the pre-set pep talk that Frauline Hasselhuff gave her husband was impactful and the ensuing fireworks were nothing short of spectacular. Set three was one for the ages--a true nail-biter in every sense of the term. Cardiac Cowboy jumps out to an early, commanding lead but Hasselhuff claws his way back and it's neck-to-neck from 15 to 20. Surprisingly, the "German" loses focus and carelessly puts 22 on the board. Reset to 15 for the German-Italian who's fighting to remain relevant (in Corn Hole, as well as in the bedroom).
In what can only be described as an inspirational run, Frankelhuff again shocks the crowd by bridging the gap to tie the score at 20. The back and forth in the rain was grueling but the German was showing no signs of backing down. That is until disaster struck for the second time that night. In what would become the final toss of the game, Cardiac Cowboy has nothing on the board and Hasselschnitzel puts two up. For those of you who are struggling to add like our German friend, that's 22. Yes. Again...
What followed next can only be described as one of the most daring and heroic throws this match-up has ever witnessed. In a brazen show of self-confidence, the Italian launches a bag over the two German sacks protecting the pocket and dunks it. Nothing but net. That, ladies and gentlemen, is 23 minus 2...or, in other words, the the end of Hasselhuff's bid to retake his dignity.
How is this possible?? Does the German-American village in the Northwest where he grew up not cover simple addition? We're as perplexed as anyone...
The only question remaining...will the German flag ever fly on this page??
Another clean sweep by Cardiac Cowboy in a three game series. Incredibly strong preseason showing for the Italian powerhouse who is shaping up to be the heavy favorite to take the 2016 title.
First set was neck-to-neck with a final score of 21-17. Solid play from both sides with Cardiac Cowboy ultimately getting the job done. Second set marked a terrible performance by the pseudo-German with absolute rout at 21-1. In fact, it's debatable as to whether Zigeunerschnitzel even finished or just threw in the proverbial towel. (Sources say Karen was quietly sobbing as she watched her dejected husband try and collect the remnants of his tattered dignity.) By all accounts, a difficult match to witness.
Naively optimistic, zie German immediately challenges the clearly dominant Italian to a third game. Apparently, the pre-set pep talk that Frauline Hasselhuff gave her husband was impactful and the ensuing fireworks were nothing short of spectacular. Set three was one for the ages--a true nail-biter in every sense of the term. Cardiac Cowboy jumps out to an early, commanding lead but Hasselhuff claws his way back and it's neck-to-neck from 15 to 20. Surprisingly, the "German" loses focus and carelessly puts 22 on the board. Reset to 15 for the German-Italian who's fighting to remain relevant (in Corn Hole, as well as in the bedroom).
In what can only be described as an inspirational run, Frankelhuff again shocks the crowd by bridging the gap to tie the score at 20. The back and forth in the rain was grueling but the German was showing no signs of backing down. That is until disaster struck for the second time that night. In what would become the final toss of the game, Cardiac Cowboy has nothing on the board and Hasselschnitzel puts two up. For those of you who are struggling to add like our German friend, that's 22. Yes. Again...
What followed next can only be described as one of the most daring and heroic throws this match-up has ever witnessed. In a brazen show of self-confidence, the Italian launches a bag over the two German sacks protecting the pocket and dunks it. Nothing but net. That, ladies and gentlemen, is 23 minus 2...or, in other words, the the end of Hasselhuff's bid to retake his dignity.
How is this possible?? Does the German-American village in the Northwest where he grew up not cover simple addition? We're as perplexed as anyone...
The only question remaining...will the German flag ever fly on this page??
Sunday, February 21, 2016
Season opener with a three game set of couples toss. Teams are Cardiac Cowboy and the lovely Frauline Hasselhuff vs Herr Hasselhuff and his sidekick, The Godfather. Game 1...21 to 6. Game 2...21 to 4. Cardiac Cowboy and Frauline easily dispatch the heavily-favored team.
Set three...the match everyone has been waiting for. Cardiac Cowboy vs Herr Hasselhuff. First heads up match of the season. Unfortunately, the bratwurst-slinging German sham puts up a solidly lackluster performance and sets the tone for what appears to be a letdown of a season with a 7-21 loss. Viva la Bomba! The Italians take the holeshot.
Season opener with a three game set of couples toss. Teams are Cardiac Cowboy and the lovely Frauline Hasselhuff vs Herr Hasselhuff and his sidekick, The Godfather. Game 1...21 to 6. Game 2...21 to 4. Cardiac Cowboy and Frauline easily dispatch the heavily-favored team.
Set three...the match everyone has been waiting for. Cardiac Cowboy vs Herr Hasselhuff. First heads up match of the season. Unfortunately, the bratwurst-slinging German sham puts up a solidly lackluster performance and sets the tone for what appears to be a letdown of a season with a 7-21 loss. Viva la Bomba! The Italians take the holeshot.